God's Forum

Hi, this is God. I thought you might want to post me your thoughts in this forum since you showed interest in my other communication channels (http://www.hubdub.com/m34421/).

I'm not in right now so just leave a message here. I eventually drop by and read them.

disclaimer: I did not speak to god myself, actually, I just had some sort of "divine inspiration" - maybe because of my origin. kruijs (am I an artist now?)

Hi God. I've met your son, but hadn't heard about your daughter. She's very cute.

Hey God, it's me. I'd like to thank you for all the bets I've been winning lately. And the question creating inspiration too....those porn Q's are really paying off big time. Very cool, that. So anyhoo....I was just wondering if you could maybe please show that there IS justice in this world by swapping my HD bank account with Orlin's? Oh wait....you might know him as 'Drama Queen'. I ask this in Jesus' name, Amen.

Hey God. I promise not to tell your secret, that you have been inspired by hubdub's process for retroactive "prediction cut-off" dates.

The Admins will never know what hit them when they start dropping like flies two months before their passing, because that was the date that someone somewhere could possibly maybe perhaps feasibly with infinitesimal research, could have figured out on that date that they would be passing in the future...Wow, but knock yourself out! Why only set the prediction cut-off date two months beforehand when SOMEONE with some really powerful new-fangled device or research could have known three years beforehand. No-telling how far back that prediction cut-off date could go, eh?

God please find in it your heart to forgive these people for making a mockery of you. they seem to think its no big deal..its all in good humour. if you notice they never mock any other religion. thats a NO NO! give me the guidance not to lose my temper after being attacked for not having a sense of humour, or what some may perceive as a sense of humour. maybe i'll start a thread on muhammad or allah and see if i get yelled at. we know thats not politically correct.

Dear Lord, please give diesel a sense of humor, a left leaning heart and inspire him to start his own forum on Judaism. And please let him know if he does I'll be right behind him to say a few prayers there as well. Peace out and all that jazz.....

Our father, who art in heaven, hundreds of millions killed in your name, give us this day our daily $20 for logging on to hubdub, and forgive Republicans, Christians, Muslims and Jews, who never read the Holy Books anyway, for using you as an excuse to bomb the beejeezis out of people .. and may Republicans forgive us for wiping the street with their rear ends during the last election and guaranteeing a never-ending era of elightened Democratic rule. For Allah, Christ and Moses are myths, false prophets, lies and fairytales now and forever. Amen.

Amen, brother!

by the way, god, defining catholicism as "all inclusive" was a great fucin' slight of hand....I still drink the blood of christ, daily (nightly) (at least a litre's worth) and eat the body of christ (with a 90/10 blend of certified angus beef, ketchup, swiss, onions) almost daily.... i'll see you in hell....

Dear God,
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