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Will the Butt Bandit in Nebraska be caught?

Current forecast: 50% chance 2%
Combining all predictions, the current forecast is that this is 50% likely to happen (down 2% in last 1 day)

People in a Nebraska town wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark.

pressing his naked behind - sometimes his groin, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.

"This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride.

Some residents of Valentine, a remote central US town of about 2,650 people, find some humour in the strange vandalism and have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit". But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks.

"We were completely grossed out," said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. "One day I walked into the office and an employee said, 'Oh, my God, we've been struck!"'

The police chief is far from amused.

"It's not funny," McBride said. "We're worried about the next step."

It started in spring 2007, when the window of a Methodist church was greased with an imprint. McBride figured it was a high school prank. But the church kept getting hit, even after police staked it out.

The bandit struck business after business, window after window last summer.

Then he - and maybe, McBride said, copycat vandals - stopped over the fall and winter.

"People said he was done," McBride said. "Then he started back up this summer."

During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.

McBride said no one has reported seeing the vandal in action. The only clue is a blurry picture of him caught by a surveillance camera at the middle school last year.

The man was 1.8 metres tall or slightly taller, and slender. He had a dark complexion, and McBride said the man's dark hair was styled in a "1980s, feathered look."
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Lewd vandal


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Initial likelihoods: Yes: 50%

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Created Thu 11th Sep 7:22pm PDT by curios
Clarified Sun 14th Sep 6:59am PDT by ryanj[Admin]: Suspend date is settlement date

Suspend date: Sat 12th Dec 2009 3:59pm PST (1 year to go)
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Predictions (12)

12 predictions

6 weeks ago
dmn322 predicted Yes (H$50 at 51%)
6 weeks ago
bobyn42 predicted Yes (H$100 at 51%)
9 weeks ago
bout3fitty predicted No (H$300 at 49%)
9 weeks ago
hope_cruor predicted Yes (H$1 at 52%)
10 weeks ago
coolkraft predicted Yes (H$50 at 52%)
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Comments (9)

  2 mork[Power User]
@Curios
It is always appreciated when users create questions. I would like to take this opportunity to let you know that the appreciation would be even greater if you can at least make an attempt to use proper formatting. (ie. Why all capitals?) The administrators do a pretty good job at keeping this websites appearance professional and this kind of stuff only robs them of valuable time.

Thanks and regards.
posted 10 weeks ago
  3 randburg
I think curios is to be complimented about this question. It looks neat, is well formulated, has a question mark, and contains great history. If there is a small question about "style", it can be edited, or your comment sent to him directly. There is no need to criticize him under comments -- for all to see -- for something as minor as capitals(?) Looking at the question again: if I were still writing questions, I would also use capitals...

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As a point of HUMOR, not criticism, I doubt that the bandit could be 1.8 metres tall in the United States. Now he might be six foot tall in America and 1.8 metres tall in Australia...but not the other way around...LOL...
posted 10 weeks ago
  4 tisha[Admin]
No criticism intended, but I have removed the all caps from the title of this question
posted 10 weeks ago
  5 curios
@tisha
i was told to my one of your super users?
posted 10 weeks ago
  6 Erik
RIGHT ON CURIOS...I PASSED MY COFFEE THRU MY NOSE WHEN I READ THIS STORY
woops........sorry 'bout the caps *wink*
posted 10 weeks ago
  7 Erik
"It's not funny," McBride said. "We're worried about the next step."
Another market, perhaps?
posted 10 weeks ago
  8 Erik
Myself....I think it's hilarious! (Marked by or causing boisterous merriment or convulsive laughter)
posted 10 weeks ago
  9 coolkraft
this question is one of the funniest on hudub..kudos curios
posted 10 weeks ago

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