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How many messages will God get on the Dutch answering machine?

Settled as 500 or more calls are reported

"Although the hotline is officially launched on Saturday, the phone number has been active for the past week, with 1,000 messages left on the answerphone."

http://www.johanvanderdong.nl/?p=English&menu=horzmenu

(More about the art exhibition, including a photo of and info on one display here: http://kunstcolumn.nieuwslog.nl/article/kunstcolumn_72536/De_Hotline_van_God_verhuist.html?www)

Background:

Background: AMSTERDAM - God is now taking calls.

Dutch artist Johan van der Dong has set up a local telephone number in the Netherlands, where he urges people to leave messages for God on his answering machine.

Van der Dong said he set up the number to give people an opportunity to take pause and contemplate life.

"Like praying, leaving a voicemail message is a way to organize your thoughts," he said. "It's a perfect combination for some contemplation."

Callers dialing 06-4424-4901 (or +316-4424-4901 if calling from outside the Netherlands) from March 7 will hear.

"Hi, you are speaking to God. I'm not in right now so leave a message after the beep."

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5214HQ20090302?feedType=nl&feedName=usoddlyenough

So....will God get a few messages, an ark full or will we never learn?

Settlement date is fixed.

Settlement details:As reported by a major mainstream news source.

Category Editor Clarification: this market will only settle with the last option--'It is never known just how many calls God gets'--if Johan van der Dong fails to release message totals by the suspension date.

 
Forecast history %
0 to 25 calls for God are reported
2%
26 to 100 calls reported
1%
101 to 250 calls reported
1%
251 to 499 calls are reported
2%
500 or more calls are reported
19%
It is never known just how many calls God gets
76%
Settled as 500 or more calls are reported on Thu 16th Apr 2009 1:53am PST

Suspend date: Sun 31st May 2009 11:59pm PST
Settlement date: Thu 16th Apr 2009 1:53am PST
Prediction cut-off: Predictions on this question after Wed 1st Apr 2009 11:59pm PST have been voided because they were made after the question could be settled

Initial likelihoods: 0 to 25 calls for God are reported: 10%, 26 to 100 calls reported: 10%, 101 to 250 calls reported: 10%, 251 to 499 calls are reported: 10%, 500 or more calls are reported: 10%, It is never known just how many calls God gets: 50%

Action history:

Created Tue 3rd Mar 2009 10:54am PST by conspiracy2riot
Settlement requested Thu 16th Apr 2009 1:04am PST by koester: Dear Sirs,

the answer to this question is published on the artists homepage:
http://www.johanvanderdong.nl/?p=English&menu=horzmenu

Regards

Koester
Settled as '500 or more calls are reported' Thu 16th Apr 2009 1:53am PST by sqlman[Admin]: "Although the hotline is officially launched on Saturday, the phone number has been active for the past week, with 1,000 messages left on the answerphone."

http://www.johanvanderdong.nl/?p=English&menu=horzmenu

(More about the art exhibition, including a photo of and info on one display here: http://kunstcolumn.nieuwslog.nl/article/kunstcolumn_72536/De_Hotline_van_God_verhuist.html?www)

Suspend date: Sun 31st May 2009 11:59pm PST
Settlement date: Thu 16th Apr 2009 1:53am PST
Prediction cut-off: Predictions on this question after Wed 1st Apr 2009 11:59pm PST have been voided because they were made after the question could be settled details

 

Predictions (57)

48 weeks ago
syrus predicted 500 or more calls are reported (H$1,000 at 67%)
48 weeks ago
koester predicted 500 or more calls are reported (H$3,990 at 40%)
50 weeks ago
bout3fitty predicted It is never known just how many calls God gets (H$500 at 69%)
51 weeks ago
tuff_sledding[Power User] predicted It is never known just how many calls God gets (H$100 at 26%)
1 year ago
zeebac predicted 500 or more calls are reported (H$50 at 71%)

Comments (10)

  1 kruijs[Power User]
according to the artists website, the number will be available for around 6 months starting March 7th.
http://www.johanvanderdong.nl/?p=Gods%20Hotline&menu=vertsubmenu

and, if you don't want to call, you can write:

Brief aan God
Postbus 10
9843 ZG Grijpskerk
Netherlands

http://www.johanvanderdong.nl/?p=Brief%20aan%20God&menu=vertsubmenu
posted 1 year ago
'xcuse me while I bet $10K on this and call it 500 times... lol...
posted 1 year ago
@ krujis, too cool. thanks for that info

@ VnH, roflmao....wonder what those overseas costs will do to your real money supply.

you know...the Dutch just don't strike me as a 'reach out and chat with God' type society. but they do have a sense of humor...wonder how many will call just because they have something smart ass to ask of God.
posted 1 year ago
  4 kruijs[Power User]
now you can even get in touch with God without leaving Hubdub:
http://www.hubdub.com/e/Topic/Gods_Forum_414

;-)
posted 1 year ago
  5 randburg
God's hubdub answering machine works well! And you DON'T hear:

Press 1 for English
Press 2 for Spanish
Press 3 for Domestic Matters
Press 4 for Foreign Matters
Press 5 for New Subjects
Press 6 for Old Subjects Rehashed Forever
Press 7 for Nigel

Additional instructions:
Press Mute for things that should never be brought up
Cover the phone and sneeze for foul language
Snot and Tears should be wiped off the phone
posted 1 year ago
I could see this settling as both over 500 and not know just how many.

"We received over 500 calls"

; )
posted 1 year ago
I think that if he says that then it will be fairly easy to settle.
posted 1 year ago
You effin nitpicking trolls, should'nt you be betting the STD's in Texas Q's? Just sayin' it'd probably be better to put your $ where you probably have some life experience.

FYI....here's how this is going to come down: IF there are 500 or MORE, the Q is going to settle as '500 or more'...got it?
posted 1 year ago
easy man, i meant nothing serious by it

that's why i added the emoticon....

it was more of a joke than anything, so lighten up.
posted 1 year ago
  10 koester
http://www.johanvanderdong.nl/?p=English&menu=horzmenu

Although the hotline is officially launched on Saturday, the phone number has been active for the past week, with 1,000 messages left on the answerphone.

But the messages are to remain confidential and will not form part of the art project.

Van der Dong told Radio Netherlands: "I'm not a pastor, I'm an artist and I won't listen to the messages.

From the artists homepage :-)
posted 48 weeks ago

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