Will the T-shirts referenced below be available with questions of "competing political agendas" as referenced below?

Both plausible, and possible, and perhaps newsworthy...

I'd like a T-shirt that says...

Will the T-shirts referenced below be available with questions of "competing political agendas" as referenced below?

For 20 real dollars plus shipping, i'll make you you one.... ;)

lol, point taken on pointing out the ridiculousness of this question, taken out of context....especially when screenprinted on a beefy tee and worn on a beach...

If I had it, I'd send it. I'd rather spend it on beer.

I hereby copyright this question, and t-shirts will be available soon.....

The more i read this ridiculous thing, the more i like it...i NOW want this t-shirt, with "hubdub.com" on the back, and this question on the front... perhaps a black shirt, with writing in white... or a tiny 25 pixel shirt, with illegible marks on it suitable for emailing... either way, i would wear it...proudly.

I want my shirt to say:

"How long before this shirt is permanently stained, ripped or otherwise molested?
Less than 24 hours.............5%
24 hours - 1 week.............25%
1 week - 1 month..............65%
More than 1 month/Never....5%
As reported by a major mainstream news source."

May I suggest these shirts debut on the first "Hubdub Gone Wild" video (with appropriate waivers).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome Michael and I looooove the enthusiastic responses!
Fingers that is an awesome t-shirt, hahahaha :-D